You don't. You need more like seven! One for each night of the week. Or better yet, fourteen. One for each hand for each night of the week! But we digress (pretty fancy word for Northern Michigan folks, eh?) you need one because you've always stood out. You're not that boring-drink-in-hand wallflower who goes unnoticed. You always beat to a different drummer and now it's time to shine to a different koozie.

 

We love people like you. Good isn't good enough, ordinary isn't extraodinary enough, and why just drink when you can illuminate? What we are trying to say is you need one because everyone else DOESN'T have one. Yet. They will, but they won't have it first...catch our drift?

 

Order your KoozieLight today and set yourself apart from the crowd. For that matter, set your drink anywhere in the crowd and we bet you'll find your way back to it!

 

Ahhh, that beacon of brew. That lighthouse of libation. That glowing gulp. That.... well you get the idea. And, by the way, if you think the KoozieLight is designed to only make you look stunning consuming adult beverages, picture being the coolest kid at the sleepover with your glowing juice cup, soda bottle, or any other cool kid container. So take THAT to the playground!